About Doug
Doug Pribe, the Pri in PriBax, was born March 8, 1965, to a pack of hairless banana moles. Unfortunately, he has lived in Toledo, Ohio, all his life, except for one year which we will address further below.
Doug has several hobbies which he enjoys to the fullest. He often sits on the toilet until his legs fall asleep; he likes calling up the Salvation Army and telling them to go f--- themselves; and he has been known to get in his minivan on Saturday nights and run over elderly people.
Doug is single, and built to stay that way! As a wise man once said, "Marriage is the number one cause of divorce." There seems to be something going on between Doug and ALF (yes, the alien) but it's best not to discuss that. Doug describes his ultimate 4-way as him, ALF, Rhonda (ALF's ex), and either Stevie Nicks or Bjork.
Doug's favorite quote and adopted personal motto is from Bugs Bunny: "Don't take life too seriously. You'll never get out of it alive."
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About Steve
Steve Baxley, The Bax in PriBax, was born May 20, 1964 in Ft. Hood Army hospital to army parents. He has lived in almost all the 48 contiguous states, and has traveled through Canada twice. His favorite home was and still is Chicago (home of radio god Steve Dahl), but now he lives in hell, a.k.a. the city of Jackson, Michigan.
Steve has been doing his off-center look at the entertainment world for 23 years, and enjoys the friends he makes on line and in person. Steve's hobbies embrace the whole that life brings. Among other things, he enjoys jamming a pair of scissors repeatedly into his crotch.
Steve is single, but briefly dated Christy MacDonald, a producer/writer for MSNBC. (Rumor has it she deflowered him in a hotel room, but we have yet to confirm that.) Since being dumped by her, Steve has been looking for that special someone who can love him for the who and not the what; that special someone with whom he can do kinky things involving a fondue set.
Steve's motto is "Enjoy life and embrace it in full! And remember to put the caps back on your markers."
About PriBax
Doug and Steve met in 1984 at the Job Corps in Grand Rapids, Michigan, on a fateful morning in the cafeteria.Doug's interest was piqued by a very large guy (Steve) throwing salt into the air. He went over and sat down with Steve and asked him what the heck he was doing. "I'm warding off evil spirits before I eat," said Steve. Doug replied "Well it must not be working, or I wouldn't be sitting here!" Then they both put salt in their hands, threw it in the air and exclaimed "OY!" and a lifelong friendship was born. A shared appreciation for classic humor led them to perform the Johnny Carson/Jack Webb routine "The Clapper Caper" in a talent show. They won a cool 5 bucks. Later they both became loyal long-distance listeners of Chicago radio legend Steve Dahl, who became their role model and inspired them to launch a radio career together. Mutual friend Matt "Shaggy" Culbreath got them their first gig on WXUT in Toledo and the rest is history!
PriBax E-mail
pribax@wxut.com
Steve's own page
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