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OK, HERE'S THE DEAL...
Over the past few years, I've been compiling what I think would be good names for bands, with help from family, friends, and co-workers.
The idea is this: If you're in a band and you're looking for a band name, I invite you to peruse this list, and if you see a name you like, you have my permission to use it!
All I ask in return is that you send me some of your music. I would be curious to hear what you sound like. And you'll get some airplay on our show to boot!
Also, if you see a name on here that's already being used (a frightening thought!), let me know so I can remove it.
I'm sure I'll be adding new ones from time to time, and the latest will be up top.
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BAND NAMES AS OF 11-8-01
ACID STOMACH
AGENT GRAPE
ALL CIRCUITS ARE BUSY
THE AMISH ASTRONAUTS
THE ANTARCTIC TURNPIKE
ANTELOPE CHIN
ARSENIC TUBS
THE ART-DECO LAMPS
ARTIFICALLY-FLAVOURED BRAIN
ATHEISTS IN FOXHOLES
AUX WORK
BAD TOUCH
BASICALLY
BEDPAN SOUFFLE
BEDTIME FOR BOOZEHOUND
BEER POWDER
THE BENT HANGERS
BENT PROPELLER
BINDLESTITCH
BITE THE WAX TADPOLE
BLACK AND BLUE TUNA
BLANKET LINT
THE BLASTED MARSHMALLOWS
THE BLINKY PRODUCTS
THE BLISSFULLY IGNORANT
THE BLOODY GITS
BLUE-TINTED VISION
BOB WOULD BE PROUD
BOB'S YOUR UNCLE
THE BRAIN FARTS
THE BREADED CHICKEN HEADS
THE BRIGHT SIDE
BROADSIDE
BROKEN JUMPER CABLES
THE BULK MEATS
BUNGEE CHESS
BURNING SENSATION
BUTT NUGGETS
THE BUTT WAXING ORANGUTANS
BUTTERFLY SPOOGE
BY GUM
CARDINAL FANG
THE CARNIVORES
CARPE CANIS
CATFISH COMPASS
CEASE TO AMAZE
THE CERTIFIED PUBIC ACCOUNTANTS
CHANCE OF FALLOUT
CHANGE FOR A PENNY
CHEESE BUCKET
CHEESE FACTORY ROAD
CHICKEN SOUP FOR SATAN
CHRONIC PAIN
THE CLAUSTROPHOBIC SPELUNKERS
CLEAR THE RUNWAY
CLOUDY DISPOSITION
COASTING ON CHARM
COLD AND HURTY
COLD TOILET SEAT
COLLATERAL DAMAGE
COLONIAL BUGGERING
THE COMFY CHAIR
COMICAL DEMONS
THE CONNECTICUT RAISINS
THE CONSTIPATED ELEPHANTS
CONTAINS NO FRUIT JUICE
COPY OF COPY OF COPY
CORPUSCLE
CORROSIVE GAS
CORTICAL STIMULIZERS
COUNT YOUR CURSINGS
CRACK THE WHIP
THE CRAPLINGS
CREAMY GARLIC
CRIKEY!
CTRL+ALT+DELETE
THE CUBIC WATERMELONS
CUTS LIKE A SPORK
THE DAMN NORWEGIANS
DAMP GHOSTS
DANCES WITH DUST MITES
THE DANISH WINDOWS
DEATH BY PAPERCUT
THE DEMARCATIONS
THE DICK TRICKLES
THE DICKENS
DIDDLY DIDDLY DOO FUMP FUMP
DIGNARD
DISEMBOWELED LICORICE
THE DISGRUNTLED POSTAL WORKERS
DISINTEGRATED CUPCAKE
DIZZY LETTUCE
DON'T ASK
DON'T ASK DON'T TELL
DON'T CALL ME SURELY
DOUBLE CLICK
DR. FINGER
DRAGON CROTCH
THE DREADED DOG CATCHERS
THE DROWNING PLUMBERS
THE DRY GOODS
DUMP TRUCK ACCIDENT
DUSTY HEIRLOOMS
THE EARWAX CANDLES
EARWAX LOLLIPOP
EAT A BAG OF HELL
EAT AT JOE'S
EDIBLE JOCKSTRAPS
EEP
ELECTRIC PACIFIER
THE ELECTROCUTED REPAIRMEN
ENDANGERING THE MISSION
ERECT MUFFIN
THE EXPLETIVES
EXTREME YOGA
EYEACHE MY EAR
FABRIC HARDENER
A FACEFUL OF ICE
FALLOPIAN DUODENUM
FANTASY TIDDLYWINKS
FATHER'S MAIDEN NAME
FAULTY WIRING
FEET OF CLAY
FIELD OF NIGHTMARES
THE FIRM MAYBES
FIZZY OOZE
THE FLAMMABLE FIRE EXTINGUISHERS
FLASH BROWNING PICKUP
FLAT TIRE
FLESH-EATING DISEASE
FLUID MAKER
THE FLUID OUNCES
FLUORESCENT HENDERSON
FLUORESCENT NIGHTINGALE
FLUORESCENT TOOTHPASTE
FORGOTTEN MEMORIES
FORTIFIED CYTOPLASMS
40-WATT FROSTED
FREEBASING INSULATION
FROZEN TODDLER
FRUIT BY THE INCH
FRUIT BY THE LIGHT YEAR
FUTURE HISTORIANS
GANDER PULLING
GARMONBOZIA
GAS WARFARE
GELATINOUS GRAVY
GET DOWN FROM THERE!
GLOCKENSPIEL
GO SHAVE IN YOUR HAT
GOOGOLPLEX
GOTHIC BASTARD SWORD
GRANDPA IS PROTECTED
GRAPHITE POISONING
GRAVEYARD SHIFT
GREAT HORNY TOADS!
THE GREATER BAD
GRINCH THIS!
THE GRUNTLED POSTAL WORKERS
GYNOCOLOGICAL TOOLS FOR MUTANT WOMEN
GZAAAAAHHHTZ!
HAIR FRESHENER
HAIRBALL FORMULA
HARRY COLON AND THE POLYPS
THE HASHMARKS
HEAD IN THE OVEN
HEADSET
HEAT-SENSITIVE
THE HEAT-SENSITIVE ART-DECO LAMPS
HELMUT DOORK
HEROIN SPAGHETTI
THE HI-JINKS
HOT GARBAGE
THE HOVERCRAFT EELS
THE HUMPBACKS
I BURPED
I WANT MY CRAYONS
ID10T
IDLE TIME
ILLITERATE KITTENS
I'M GONNA BE 80
I'M LYING RIGHT NOW
INDECENT DISPOSAL
INFINITY LTD.
INGENIOUS STUPIDITY
THE INJUSTICE LEAGUE
INKY STARRY VOID
INSTRUMENTAL SING-ALONG
THE IRATE CUSTOMERS
IRONY BORED
IS DON ON THE PHONE?
ISLAND OF CHEESE
IT HURTS TO PEE
JAKE BRAKE AND THE GEARS
JERK ON
THE JUICE FASTING ENEMAS
KERMIT EATS PORK
KEYBOARD CRUMBS
THE LA BREA ARM PITS
LATEX BONDAGE
LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
THE LEAGUE OF WOMEN YODELERS
LEFT MESSAGE
LEMON CURRY?
LET WOODY HIT BO
LIGHT ASSEMBLY
THE LINCOLN BATHROOM
THE LITTLE BLUE FUZZY THINGS
THE LITTLE RED WAGON REPAIRMEN
LIVER DYE
LIVERS AND RAKES
LIZARDS LOVE TACOS
LOST REALITY
LOW NOISE/HIGH OUTPUT
THE MACHINE IS OFF
MAKE YOUR TIME
MAY I PUKE NOW?
THE MAY KINGS
MCNOGGIN
MEAT ROLL-UPS
THE MEDDLING KIDS
THE MEMBERS
MEMORY JOGGING SHOES
MENTAL DETACHMENT
THE MISSING INTERNS
MONGO ONLY PAWN
MORTAR FORKER
MOVE ZIG
THE MUCKING FUPPETS
THE MUSICALLY INEPT
MY BAD
MY BRAIN HURTS
MY CAT IS INSANE
MY DEAR SPEED
MY IDIOT BROTHER
MY LIPS FELL OFF
MY SISTER'S FINGERNAILS
THE NATIONAL ORGANIZATION FOR WANKING
THE NERDLES
NEUROSIS OF THE LIVER
THE NEUROTRANSMITTERS
NEVER MIME
NEW TO YOU
NO PEEKING
NOOKSACK
NOSE HAIR STYLIST
NOT TO MY KNOWLEDGE
NOTHING WORKS
OCCASIONAL CUCUMBER
OH POOPIE
ONE DIRTY PO
OPAL'S LITTER BOX
OPEN-ENDED RESPONSE
THE OTHER PINK MEAT
OUTDATED BUTTERCUP
OVER-OFFICIOUS JERK
THE OY-OY'S
PAK CHOOIE UNF
PAPER OR PLASTIC
PARKED IN AFTERCALL
THE PASSWORD IS JADED
PENGUIN KARMA
THE PERFECT SQUELCH
PERFECTLY UNPEELED
PERVERSION THERAPY
PHNERPH ZIZIZICH
PHOTOGRAPHIC POSITIVES
PICKLE BATCH
PIG, HOG, SOW, PETER!
PIMENTO LOAF
PINK HOJO
PISSING IN THE SINK
PIT PASS
THE PLASTIC BITCHES
PLEASE DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON AGAIN
POLE VAULT
PRINCESS DI'S SMASH HITS
PRONOUN TROUBLE
PSYCHEDELIC NIGHTMARE
THE PULL TABS
PURPLE MAYONNAISE
QUALITY CONTROL
QUEAZYNESS
THE QUEEFS
QUIT YOUR WHINING
RADIOACTIVE GOLD
RAMEN MAGGOTS
REACTION TIME
READ MY NOSTRILS
REALLY INAPPROPRIATE
RECTAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR
RECYCLED EYELASHES
REGARDING THE PANCAKE SYRUP
REGULATED PUDDING
RELEASING THE PODS
THE REPEATING TACOS
THE REPLAY OFFICIALS
RETARDED LESBIAN CHEESE CURLS WHO WANT TO ADOPT
REVIVIFYING POTION
REX STIFF AND THE KINKY MORTICIANS
RHINOCEROS FLOP
RIGHTEOUS BLEEP
ROBOTS IN ORBIT EATING OATMEAL WITH ONIONS IN IT
THE ROLLING BLACKOUTS
RUBBER NIPPLES AND LIQUOR
THE SACKING OF NOME
SADO-MASSACHUSETTS
SAFETY LAST
THE SALAD FORKS
SAMURAI SAUSAGE
SANITY LONG LOST
SCHADENFREUDE
SCHIZOPHRANIAC
SCHOOL BUS FIGURE-8 RACE
THE SCREAMING ANGELFISH
A 2ND HELPING OF DEATH
THE SECRET BABY LADYBUGS
SEVERED EYEBROW
SHARP OBJECTS
SHEEP LOAP
SHEEP MOLESTERS
THE SHIN SPLINTS
THE SHOE TREE HUGGERS
THE SHOPPING GO-KARTS
SIGHT UNSEEN
THE 16TH MINUTE OF FAME
SKINNY DRIPPING
SKUNK VOMIT
SLAMMIN' ETHEL
THE SLUMPBUSTERS
SMALL CONSOLATION
THE SNEEZE GUARDS FROM HELL
THE SNEEZING LIGHTBULBS
SNORTING CARAMEL
SNUFF THE ALBANIAN
SOFA KING NUTS
SOFT WALL TECHNOLOGY
SOGGY CARDBOARD AND THE BOOTPRINTS
SOMEBODY ELSE'S PROBLEM
SOUR PERSIMMONS
THE SPACE MONKEYS
SPANK THE BISMARCK
THE SPITTING MAD CAMELS
SPLINTERED WINDMILL
SPLITTING PEAS
SPOOKY ACTION AT A DISTANCE
THE SPORES
START THE INSANITY
STEADY DRIP
STEAM BURNS
STEAMING THE CHICKEN
STICKY EYELIDS
THE STIFF TISSUES
THE STORE CAR
STRAWBERRY JALAPENO
STRAWBERRY SAUSAGE
STUND
STUPID GESTURE
STUPID SEXY FLANDERS
THE STYROFOAM BALLS
STYROFOAM TOAST
THE SUDDEN GUSHES
SUGARY TUMOR
SUNSHADE HIPPIES
SURGICAL TUBING
SURPRISE! YOU BASTARDS!
THE SWEDISH PIMPLES
SWINGING CHAD FLUSH
TALK TO THE FOOT
TARANTULA PATE
THE TECHNICAL BIONIC SEX IDIOTS
TESS TICKLES
THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?
THING HEAD FACE
THE 32-FOOT PEANUTS
THIS IS NOT A STEP
THIS, THAT AND THE OTHER
3 BLIND SUPERMODELS
THREE-PRONGED
TICONDEROGAINE
TINY PANCAKES
TOILET WATER
TORN ASUNDER
TOTALLY OBSCURED
TOXIC FROSTING
THE TRAGIC EVENTS
TRANSPARENT VACUUM
THE TRENCH COAT MAFIA
TUNNEL OF CHILI
TURNING TO MUSH
2-E-B
THE TWO-LEGGED TABLES
UNCLE TAPEWORM
UP THE PALACE
URANIUM 238
URINE SANE
THE USELESS TOOLS
THE VERMINATORS
THE VIRGIN BLOODY MARYS
VIRTUAL GAS
WET THUD
WONDERFUL TOYS
THE WOODCHIPPERS
WRAPPED IN PLASTIC
THE WRINKLED THUMBS
X-RAY DRIBBLE GLASSES
Y KNOT
YANK YOUR PISTOL
YARD ALERTS
YAWNING BINGE
YOU FELL FOR IT
YOU SHOULD BE
YOU TAKE THE BISHOP
YOUR OWN WORST ENEMA
ZERO TO SIXTY
ZINFANDEL SLUDGE
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